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 07.09.2016
...and we washed our gas machine and cleaned the valves inside the yards almost to the glow, yet the engineers understood the consequences. And yet once the worker sucked some demand and worked (not flew out, namely worked) emergency.
We want to go into the kitchen to turn off the gas, and we can't: Hell's machine fire through the door door leads O_O
Steam, splashes of broth, fat leaks on the wall (sovdepovsky repair to do worse than it was, is already unrealistic, so in the figure), the whole family in stupor...

In general, the pressure fell slightly, approached, cut, cooled and poisoned by the workers, somehow displacing him, but the soup is mostly on the wall :(
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