The Photographer:
>> I also ate your stomach

Yes, it is your fault. Because you chose the perspective and the lighting. You worked the frame. And choose a frame in which full-fledged people look not like in a passport, but very even profitable - you can. Checked dozens of times. Choose a frame in which a spike-shaped fan of diets will look more terrifying than a nuclear war - too. Also checked too. So, dear poet-photographer, sew your hands to the top of the body and exercise.