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 07.09.2016
Once in a distant student time, I remember, I gathered with a girlfriend, for the whole night. Purchased wine, candy and of course not forgotten about product No. 2. I go to the pharmacy. I am a pharmacist, an adult serious aunt in glasses.

I: Please give a container 2 packs.

A: Why do you have so much?

I: Well, all of a sudden it will be useful so that you don’t run at night.

A is OK. What are you?

I: Yes to me, no difference, any give me.

A: Well, there is a blackberry taste, there are lemons, what do you want?

I: Finally I accepted. I don’t care, give it to your taste.

A: I like the black ones. Let me give you one lemon lady, the other black.

I: Let’s go now!

After these words, the pharmacist brings two Coldrex)))

I’m not Coldrex, but Contex! ?

A: What is WAAAATH? ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to ? to

I still can’t forget her red face from embarrassment, and my inhumane efforts to contain the wild laughter that broke out of the inside of my body)))
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