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 10.09.2016
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I’ve been sure all my life that I’ve had a rare frog. Maybe she is just sick? For example, she has a point: she gets angry if she catches me for any natural needs (if I eat, sleep, go to the toilet, get sick). For example, she asks me to postpone my trip to the toilet because I have to go somewhere. not just suffered 10 minutes, but went there in the evening, or at all for an indefinite time "then somehow". It is not possible to explain to her that I will do well - she thinks that this is not the case, you can tolerate a few hours in peace. if I am sick, she arranges wild scenes with beating dishes and screaming: well, how much can you be sick? stop! catch it! and if I tell her that I have drowsy or cystitis, she answers that I can't get sick with anything like this, because she has never been sick like this. To sleep in her understanding I must at any time and place. Wake me up to ask something insignificant, and then demand that I immediately go to bed and fall asleep. To calculate that summarily I slept 6 hours a day, in the form there 5 minutes, here 15, here an hour, it means the norm of sleep I get. idd
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