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 11.09.2016
I had a strange girlfriend. is complex. In my opinion, it looks very even good, but cleansing itself is scary. She very much wanted to get married. She seemed to have an obsessive idea. When she broke up with one of her gentlemen and he did not answer her calls, she guarded him at the entrance for several hours.

Well, I called her one day on the home phone some guy and began to say all sorts of nonsense, such as: "fuck in the entrance", "do you wear clothes" and so on.

At first she got angry and put the phone on.

This guy calls for the second time, and she says to him, “Let’s meet.”

He doesn’t seem to be used to that, and says, “Why?”

She said, “Why why? Maybe we will love each other and get married. “Are you my destiny?”

He began to repeat his mistakes again.

She says she needs to meet again, and if she succeeds, then to create a family. And that she’s getting married, and he’ll probably fit.

He said he hadn’t even put his phone on now. My girlfriend was obsessive.

Calling for the third time. Only when she began to say she needed to meet, he put the phone on. He did not call anymore.

I say, “Why, and if this would agree?”

She: “Wouldn’t he agree, I’m not interested in anyone, and then, suddenly, the fate is true?”

Anyone can crack on anyone.
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