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 12.09.2016
Listening to a wife’s conversation with her friends:
I am not offended by my husband because I immediately realized he was a fool.
How is it?
- Well, we were on the alloy with a large company and stopped at the stall on the pitch. And there were the cows of God visibly-invisible and we and the girls picked up their full palms and let us start with the words: God's cow flew to heaven, let your children eat candy there! And then Jura comes with the cow in his hand and says: God's cow go to hell, let your children eat sinners! He throws her into the ground. Then I understood everything...
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