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 14.09.2016
The General:
“Well, comrades officers, what’s going on with the case of the $124 million found in bags?
The officers:
So, Comrade General, 110 million have been found, described and transmitted as substantive evidence.
The General:
Well, well, and comrades prosecutors what will they say about those 89 million?
The Prosecutor:
- Well, 63 million are drawn to a large size, yes, comrade judge?
The Judge:
Why do you think that 46 million is a huge amount? Even the lawyer insists on house arrest.
The Lawyer:
Well of course! We have up to 37 million - you can get out of the deposit. This is how investigators decide.
The Investigator:
We’re going to open the case for some 4 million more! Let him go as a witness.
The Witness:
I see that $100,000 for the first time.
The General:
Well that is good.
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