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 16.09.2016
Discussion of the diet received from the fitness trainer:

- Fuck, here she writes that for breakfast 40 grams of oatmeal in dry form, two eggs and an apple. That’s not enough, we don’t hire. What is 40 grams of oatmeal?
That is normal.
and yes? How is it dry? What distortion?
40 grams of oatmeal should be cooked, not eaten.
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and thanks.
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