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 18.09.2016
I broke my back in the winter. I was placed in the traumatology room. All the neighbors were lying. Who has broken legs, who has broken legs.

In the middle of the night I was sick. The pain in my back split me in half. I lay down and cuddled. I could not cry, especially screaming. And this was heard by an old grandmother by diagonal from me.

Very badly?

Wowow (Barbra Streisand)

I will go for help.

This old woman slipped out of her bed and cuddled before going out. I don’t remember what she was lying with, not walking. She whispered like a sirene and awakened the whole department.

The nurse came to the concert and asked – why didn’t they call right away? ? to
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