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 19.09.2016
I studied in the universe and was there a subject of philosophy. With a boring voice, the priest told us about all kinds of philosophical currents. I called it a sleeper. I don't know why he acted so on me, but always in 5 minutes I slept well, I was young and still didn't snore. I suspect he didn’t know about my existence. It’s about the session and I decided to sit down at the first party to remember it somehow. And I remembered!

I honestly struggled with sleep, looking him in the eyes. Until I felt the strikes on my cheeks. I fell asleep with my eyes open, the pupils drowned, all thought I had a seizure.

Then I put four.
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