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 21.09.2016
We realised matkapital, entered a mortgage and bought the cheapest one in the new building. They decided not to rush to repair, remove and remove until the children grow up. A couple of times came to the object and met a new neighbor so to say. A normal man, too, bought a single for his growing son and also decided to give up until the outbreak of the mind will get. Since the market I have not yet monitored, I asked about the prices for the rent of apartments, the neighbor briefly explained why and told such a story. The next is from his words (C is a neighbor, Z is a woman).

I put the house on the site, the price made lower by 1000, as the house is new, in the huevo-kuyevo on the edge of the ground, the extreme floor, and so far all the repairs will be done in the coming year you can not shrink from the sounds of repairs from ALL sides. The discount is quite justified, and the market is now "on the bottom", so it is not the time to be greedy. In a few days I get a call from a woman.

Why do you rent an apartment so cheaply? ! to

Without intermediaries, the last floor. (See further on the list. and above,

Well, I don’t know in our house all the apartments rent for 1000-2000 more expensive, you what special? ! to

O O O O O. Well, give it for a mile, I will give it for that price!

It’s not good to start with neighbors.

My apartment will not play a role for you, I have it alone, not 30.

Are you not afraid that you will be beaten? ! to ? to ! to ? to ! to ? to ! to

C - Well now I'm definitely not afraid, your number has come to light, and the conversations I record all, so that in the event of a stumbling, I will know where the legs grow from!

It is a fox. He hanged the phone.

I haven’t seen his neighbor again, I hope he’s done it. Here is such a marasma already flourishing in the house, which is populated by 15-20 percent, let’s see what happens next. All are good!
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