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 22.09.2016
Lirriella: Where would you fly first if Doctor arrived on TARDIS?
I would like to look at the star that was before the Sun and created all the heavy elements I am made of.
And also I would definitely, here is the direct first item on the list, would visit the Hawking party for time travelers.)
I would give Aristotle a globe.
I would have taken Copernicus to the Moscow Planetarium, I think he would have appreciated the 2nd floor.)
Galileo would have given a telescope with a good diameter, and a couple of images from Rosetta.)
I would have broken Newton's brain with the theory of relativity, which may have angered Halley, but I would have brought him a printed Wikipedia article with the exact dates of the comet.
In short, now I understand why the Doctor doesn’t come...
However, on the other hand... and maybe it was all so? ))
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