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 24.09.2016
In childhood, my dad and mom went to the forest for mushrooms and there saw a jewel who just went and yes, on his back was an apple dulled, a bag of tomato juice and a puddle of primates. He wanted to save him from this rubbish, but his parents, strictly, told him not to touch him. They need it to survive, etc. Since then, they have not been touched, knowing that they are predators and a bunch of parasites on them. At the moment, I am a daddy myself and at the country, I've taught a man, it's only worth starting to burn the mangal in the evening, it immediately comes. Shashiki is just like that. I especially like the lamb, after the addition comes almost to the mangal. My daughter is happy, I am happy and cheerful for everything. This is what I wish you.
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