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 25.09.2016
I worked in a programming company last autumn. After a while, I met at work a very cute, beautiful and smiling girl named Light. And since my heart was free at that moment, I began to make timid attempts to get closer to her. And everything seemed to go by itself - then we decided some work issues together, then we went to lunch together, several times even asked to carry her home. And everything was wonderful. She laughed at my jokes, smiled, embarrassedly looking me in the eyes, without silence talked about all sorts of things... And going on vacation, she hugged me strongly to say goodbye. And then I realized that we need to move to more decisive actions.

And then came the day of Svetlana’s return from her vacation. I am all so dressed and happy running to work, with the iron intention to invite her on a date.

I come to the office, the light puts all kinds of snacks on the common table. I say goodbye, I ask, in honor of what this dish suddenly is. I guess I missed her birthday.

Smiling and glowing, he replied:

Yes, she is married!
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