You can go to the ambulance if you...
You have already dealt with patients who believe that 4-hour constipation is a reason to call an ambulance.
You divide calls into 4 categories: emergency, urgent, patient and AC (alcoholic coma);
You put a fat cross on such an occasion for hospitalization as "I ate in a sticker..."
You call motorcyclists organ donors.
A patient with a nose ring told you that he was afraid of injections;
You have already come to mind thoughts such as: "The main thing is the pulse, and the rhythm is the fuck with it";
You feel myocardial infarction 20 meters away, and kidney colic - 50 meters away;
Some patients you no longer need to ask about their diseases, as all the necessary papers you can fill in on memory;
You can’t laugh when you hear from a patient: “I only drank 2 bottles of beer.”
You automatically multiply by 3 the amount of glasses of alcohol that the patient says he drinks daily;
You give the surrounding bombs the addresses of good beds so that they don’t think about spending the night in the hospital.

by BES