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 27.09.2016
Barafu 25 September 2016 at 15:47
When I waited for half an hour for the girl on the platform of the electric car, I did this: slightly pined the broken socket, from which the payment terminal restarted. When meltdown desktop, fast-paced on "my computer" on the desktop, which is why over the payment application opened a wire. From there you can get to the search engine, open msn in it or like it, from there on advertising to go to the machine.
When my girlfriend arrived, I moved the socket again, and the terminal was loading into normal mode.
The only thing in my memory is the benefits of wine and advertising. And no, I played the same way at the cinema (not home) in Angry Birds until the admin burned. Then he played.
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