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 30.09.2016
To recall, here is a fairly long history on the topic of "service staff":

A very respected man married his only,
My beloved daughter.
Superstar Purchaser decided to shake a little - to demonstrate, so to speak,
his exceptional starliness and stated to the director of the action that on the stage he
It won’t happen because it doesn’t please him, that’s this and that’s that! “Good,” he said
The director: “Now we’ll do it all” – and went away. In a minute he came back.
accompanied by the "assistant director" - a two-meter child in a expensive smoking.
"Pomrezh" gently laid his hand on the shoulder of Arcadia (which is why he is tangible).
The other one brought to his eyes a note with minutes of action.
“You see,” the child said, “Here it is written: 18.10 – the output of the osetre; 18.12 – the output of the osetre.
The buyer. After the fish, you are. Well, let’s go, with God, Petruha...”
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