My mother told.

She works in a candy and cake store. And here stably, once a week, grandfather comes to her and buys a kilogram of relatively expensive candy "Children's Souvenir" (400 with some rubles per kg, if anyone is interested).

Grandfather quickly moved into the category of regular customers, for him separately ordered packages of these very "souvenirs"... And one day he disappeared. There were two weeks.

Then came his wife. Her mother asks her:

How about Grandpa?

He is sick, he goes badly.

How did you leave your grandchildren without sweets?

The grandchildren? Grandma is surprised. We have no grandchildren. We take candy, go out in the evenings and give it to the kids who play in the yard.