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of 1977. On the eve of a trip to Minsk to the Museum of the Great Patriotic War, a classy leader told us the mindless fifth grade students about the insidiousness of foreign tourists:
They ask the children if they want sweets, then throw them to the ground, and when the children rush to collect them, they photograph them, and then post these photos in their foreign newspapers. See how badly children live in the Soviet Union, that they even pick up candy from the ground! and horror.
The next day, moving through the halls of the museum, we looked at the sides with fear of provocations, even if, because foreign agents only dream about it. As it turned out, we were afraid not in vain, Seroga returning from the toilet stumbled on a group of tourists and a smiling foreigner, gave him a gum. He was pale and frightened and told us about it.
Did he photograph you?
and no.
Maybe he threw the gum on the floor?
- Yes, no, and how to throw it away if it is without packaging, - took all the suspicions of Serogue and showed us a small orange ball.
Why are the gums round? I asked.
“I heard that they could put poison inside,” said Wolf, the most erudite of us.
Can it be thrown out?
Throw out the chewing! ? to We looked at the wolf as a sick man.
At that time, this delight was available only to those who traveled abroad and the offer to throw out sounded like a sacrament. To imagine the situation, in those times it was not uncommon when one gum was chewed in turn by the children of the whole yard.
- Let's then divide it into three so that the poison dose is not deadly! said the wolf.
You are inventing! There was no poison there, and the uncle looked normal, he advocated his "your" tourist Serge.
Do you know what foreign agents look like? The wolf caught him.
No is! But I think nothing threatens us.
Carefully dividing the ball into three parts, we threw them into our mouths and began to wait until "the poison works" or anything goes wrong. But the time went by and nothing happened, then we made friendship with the jaw and joyfully ran to catch up with our class.
They ask the children if they want sweets, then throw them to the ground, and when the children rush to collect them, they photograph them, and then post these photos in their foreign newspapers. See how badly children live in the Soviet Union, that they even pick up candy from the ground! and horror.
The next day, moving through the halls of the museum, we looked at the sides with fear of provocations, even if, because foreign agents only dream about it. As it turned out, we were afraid not in vain, Seroga returning from the toilet stumbled on a group of tourists and a smiling foreigner, gave him a gum. He was pale and frightened and told us about it.
Did he photograph you?
and no.
Maybe he threw the gum on the floor?
- Yes, no, and how to throw it away if it is without packaging, - took all the suspicions of Serogue and showed us a small orange ball.
Why are the gums round? I asked.
“I heard that they could put poison inside,” said Wolf, the most erudite of us.
Can it be thrown out?
Throw out the chewing! ? to We looked at the wolf as a sick man.
At that time, this delight was available only to those who traveled abroad and the offer to throw out sounded like a sacrament. To imagine the situation, in those times it was not uncommon when one gum was chewed in turn by the children of the whole yard.
- Let's then divide it into three so that the poison dose is not deadly! said the wolf.
You are inventing! There was no poison there, and the uncle looked normal, he advocated his "your" tourist Serge.
Do you know what foreign agents look like? The wolf caught him.
No is! But I think nothing threatens us.
Carefully dividing the ball into three parts, we threw them into our mouths and began to wait until "the poison works" or anything goes wrong. But the time went by and nothing happened, then we made friendship with the jaw and joyfully ran to catch up with our class.