I realized that our wives are like advanced versions of a cat. They are sleeping, eating, and constantly turning around, demanding affection and warmth. The only difference from cats is that they sometimes cook food and sometimes clean the house. But I think that during this time we are together, I would have already taught the cat to cook and clean the house.

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The cat will teach you to cook and clean the house.