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 03.10.2016
Error in the date on the site of Roshydromet:

- For the money earned from the sale of accurate weather forecasts, Hydrometeocenter has acquired a time machine and today publishes news from the future.
What is amazing here? This is normal. For example, we are selling tomorrow’s sausage.
I bought a cream six months ago in Siberia, which in 3 days was to be released in St. Petersburg!
Source: http://bash.im
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