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 03.10.2016
I was offered to have sex with a nineteen-year-old girl today, but in exchange I had to advertise some dishwasher. I refused: I am a man of high moral principles with a strong willpower. Just as powerful as Ajax, a super powerful pipe cleaner! Now available with the smell of scented lemon or vanilla!
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