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 04.10.2016
There is a Russian-language newspaper in Israel "Our Country". Then there were elections in Israel.

In the night of 29 to 30 May 1996 this newspaper "differentiated". She had to surrender to the printing room before midnight, and the first reliable results of the elections were expected not earlier than two nights: exit polls pointed to nothing, and clarity eventually appeared closer to 6 o'clock in the morning. Therefore, the main political researcher of "Our Country" raised one-and-a-half bands about the results of the elections, never naming the name of the winning candidate. She wrote that the winner is a well-known, authoritative politician, not by chance he received the support of the majority in the elections, having defeated a very serious rival. Now he will have to fulfill his election promises in the sphere of economy and security... and so on, for 12,000 signs. The target audience has not noticed any understatement: the missing information in the text about who won, readers already knew))).
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Source: http://bash.im
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