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 04.10.2016
Ninochka: Before you wipe your glasses with a dress, think about how many tonals you put on your nose in the morning.
Mr. Sebastian Pereira: A fictional problem, never wiped out the glasses with a dress, the girls for some reason opposed. I do not have a toner.
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