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 04.10.2016
I’m 21 years old, but every time I meet, they say I don’t look more than 15 years old. Well, even - the height of 153, the child's expression of the face, and the voice is traitorily whispering. I was worried about it before, now I’m used to it. But recently there has been a new attack – I am often taken for the daughter of my young man! It is worth clarifying that we are one, but he is my opposite: height 180, twice the width and weight of me. Here are a couple of such cases.

1 the case. I broke the controller from the TV. I had to look for a similar one. I went to the market with my uncle. It was not possible to find the same one, but the uncle persuaded him to come the next day, because they would bring universal controls. The next day I went alone, because the guy was on a change. Uncle found out, handed the controller and said that it could be returned if it didn’t fit. So it went, the controller did not fit, I had to go back to the market. And then the dialogue, I - (I) Uncle - (D)

I - Hi, the controller did not come, I came to bring back.

D did not come? is bad. What did Dad say? To give money?

I am Emma. Well yes. (Parallel to remembering when he saw my father)

And only when I got out of the market, I realized that he took the guy for dad.



2 the case. The voice has played here. I decided to buy an airplane table. I don’t remember what happened at the time, but the guy called from my phone, arranged a meeting and went to the table, leaving the phone at home. I sit, I don’t touch anyone, and there’s an unknown number calling. I take the phone, then I - (I), the man - (M):

I am allo.

M is Hi! Girl, call my dad!

I am and Daddy is not home. (And the thought in my head - why is he looking for my father in my apartment?)

Is there any of the adults at home?

I am an adult...

M - Girl, your dad wanted to buy me a table, give him something, please, that I am already in place.

I am well.

When he arrived, the guy was roaring at me for a long time because the seller said to him, “You have a very serious daughter.”
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