1st Will migrants on Mars grow potatoes or limit themselves to powdered strawberries?
2nd With what frequency will the planetary gay parades be held?
Three One million displaced people are potentially five hundred thousand hidden GRU saboteurs and KGB agents. What if the dictator Vlad P. intends to hold a referendum on the accession of Mars to the Russian Federation (#MarsNash).
4 is Can Ukraine get a visa-free regime with Mars at least by the year 2513?
5 is Can Ukraine get a loan from Mars to serve its external debt?
6 is Will special scarfanders be produced for hipsters, so as not to wash their beard, or will it all be limited to an increase in the number of barbershopes?
7 is What are the acceptable losses of hipsters from suffocation during the Bono concert's open-air?
8 is Will the release of the new iPhone coincide with the date of its release on Earth or is there a temporary lag possible?
9 is Who would build buildings on Mars if all the migrants were to start up or selfie for Instagram? Will SpaceX use robots or Mexican gastrabytes for these purposes?