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 06.01.2009
Two quotes are:

New Year... everyone celebrates, rejoices, listen to the New Year’s pops :( and I sit here alone, without a drop of drink, with one salad and 3 mandarins.
But nothing, I joined a diode girland, decorated it with a cactus on the desk...what not a tree? Therefore, the collar with needles and green all year round.
It is fucking :(

[July 23:50]
Here, 10 minutes before the New Year.. (I live in Chelyabinsk), and I sit here alone, I drink champagne, and, moreover, I will be at 00.01 to watch how my line-up Persian on the servaque appears heroism... I hear something is wrong here.
Santa Claus, give me at least one close person in 2009.
and :(

Could I introduce them?
Source: http://bash.im
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