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 08.10.2016
The main celebrity of Moholoholo is not a lion or a gepard, but a honey-eater.

It was distinguished by numerous and successful shoots from the volley. In addition, he is an old man, he lives on the farm for more than a dozen years and has not put people in money from the very beginning (therefore he went to the shelter).
At first, the volley was equipped with taste - with sticks, stones, a bush in the middle, so that he did not miss. The beast grabbed all the stones in one corner and went out of the volley.
removed the stones.
The beast built a staircase of sticks.
Remove the sticks.
The beast broke new ones out of the bush and repeated the previous step.
Remove the bush.
The beast overturned the pitch, accumulated wet clay right in the hole, rolled out of it columns, waited until they dried up, drove into the corner and climbed out, as before, on the rocks.
Repaired the drink. In the hope that the beast will slow down or at least a little rest, a young female was settled near him. The first date ended with the fact that the honey-eater dragged the female into the corner, walked on her back and was so.
It is indicative that from the territory of the farm he never tried to escape, the goal of all the escapades was a volunteer dining room, where he tired all in a row and from where his full and satisfied in his hands was transferred back to the volley.
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