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 08.10.2016
I did not understand either.
I did not understand the hint.

I will work at home on the weekend.
Okay, then I’ll plan the weekend without you.
XX: Did you not get angry, my joy?
YY: In the meaning? You will work anyway!
Will we have love with you tonight?
No, I am going to sleep!
Then I’ll plan the night without you.
Did you not swallow?? to
In the sense? You will sleep anyway!
Sorry, I understood the hint.

That is, you need to include your husband in your plans and constantly pull him out of work? Or, as an exemplary wife, to sit next to and give "useful advice"?

They are like spouses, not Siamese twins. I can't tolerate couples that can't cling together, and because of this, everything is painfully suited to them both. And then they all argue, because one of them wanted something completely different. You can always let your partner go where he is interested and you don’t need to. 10 years, the flight is normal, part of the holidays are separate, part of the friends are not common. Or do you catch your whims of any gender every minute, because otherwise promiscuity?
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