Next to the plane are a young girl and a Catholic priest. The plane goes on landing and the girl speaks to the priest:
The Father! I am very uncomfortable asking you, but can you help me? The fact is that I bought a new expensive women’s shave that I need to declare. But I have no money! Be so kind and hide this shave under your sultan, the customs officers will not notice anything!
My daughter! The priest answered. Lying is wrong! But my duty is to help people, I will try to come up with something.
The plane landed and passengers passed through the customs control lane. The custodian asks the priest:
– Father, do you have anything under the satan that needs to be declared?
There is no upper belt, my son.
Under the belt?
And underneath the belt I have a device for women that no one has ever used before.
It is clear, go through. The next!