At one time, I worked at the airport of one of our fellow citizens' favorite resort destinations. And this was the story.
Departure room, registration for the flight. There was the height of the season, a lot of flights and, accordingly, a huge number of tourists (Engels, Germans, Russians - all confused, full of farce).
Suddenly my attention is attracted by a burning conflict on the registration stand between our countrymen and a local worker behind the stand (a girl). I have to say that the conflict at the airport is quite a common thing (overweight, flight delay, row, etc.)
I fit. The standard situation. 2 boys and 2 girls (2 + 2), all well drunk, do not speak English and spoke to the employee of Aero (C), and she does not speak Russian and tries to explain something to them on their fingers.

Hi, what is the problem?

2+2 - Brother, we (boys) here on vacation with them (girls) met. I want to sit next to the plane. And she doesn’t want to sit us next to her, she says it’s impossible. We know exactly where to sit, even in the ass of the plane, the main thing - together!

Please calm down, we’ll fix it now.

(I am referring to the Air Force)

I - These tourists want to fly together. It is 2 pairs. We met here and would like to spend time in the plane together. And for them, it does not matter which specific places they will fly, the main thing is to plant them together, please.

I’ve been trying to explain it for 15 minutes. Planting them together is no problem. The problem is that these two fly to Moscow, and these two - to Yekaterinburg!