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 12.10.2016
I liked him for 3 months. He invites me to a restaurant. And I am a student, money zero, from eating only pasta for the second year. Initially I did not agree he would pay or I. Well, I think, I will only order coffee, in case I will pay for myself. I came to the restaurant. They give me a menu. He asked, “Are you hungry? Order yourself something normal, I will pay for it" I list the menu, I look at it, I smile. And here my saliva drops on the table.
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