Jerry found the boy’s name on the diagram lying on the table, but, unable to read it, repeated the question:
What is your name?
“Stanislav Valentin Drenckevdodewicz,” the young man replied.
Name by letters.
The guy listed a bunch of voiceless and consistent with such a speed that Jerry involuntarily permeated with respect for his language.
Okay sit down. So you are Polish?
I am a real American. I came to America when I was six months old."

(c) The Fourth Spine, or the Slave Cheater, by Marty Larney.