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 18.10.2016
The husband suspected his wife of infidelity. The SMS is different in her phone from Vitalik... Well, she thinks, I’ll check. He told his wife that he was leaving for a business trip, and he sat in the house opposite with a binoculars. A rough car enters, out of it comes a spilled superman with a full set: flowers, cognac, candy. He enters his entrance, climbs to his floor, calls his apartment...

The wife opens, they first go to the kitchen... the prelude... move to the bedroom.

Vitaly begins to dress:

A tall, beautiful muscular body... and here the wife begins to dress up: the breasts hang, cellulite.

An upset man puts his binoculars aside and says:

Damn, it’s uncomfortable before Vitalik.
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