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 26.10.2016
The husband got sick, the doctor called the house, the cat (healthy Maine Coon, scary but very curious) with the sound of the homeophone runs on the window to hide. In the words of my husband:
M: They were here and the doctor scared each other.
I: How is it?
M: Well he came down from the window and started smelling it.
M: in the back
M: She jumped up on the chair
M: He was scared that she was jumping and broke out of the room.
M: She realized his size and jumped again.
M: Ahtung in general
I: What did you do? Looking at the stinking cat with a glance "and that shake will"? xd
M: No, I fell into a stupor, or they jumped all.)
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