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 27.10.2016
Why haven’t you come from Siberia?
Who paid for the parents? Remember: everyone pays for himself, but in connection with the fact that you can't make money running in the diapers, you take a loan from the state, which you need to repay. Don’t believe, get acquainted with the system of education loans in the same U.S., where no one is taught for free.
The ambulance is doing well. All three of my grandmothers survived due to timely emergency calls and shunt operations.
Keep silent about disability. I had a friend who tried to refuse her. So it didn’t work out: they got a stroke and didn’t have to run anywhere.

Have you tried to go out?
100 km from Moscow. In the children's clinic in 7 areas - 3 pediatricians.
What a shunt, the simplest operations to do no one. Half of the therapists are deep retirees. From all the equipment only X-rays work, and for him as long as the turn reaches, it may not be necessary. Uzi is only a plate. In pharmacies, the most popular goods are bandages, systems for droplets and saline. To get a disability you need iron health to go through all these circles of hell. Truth some form quickly, when there is no more than three months to live.
I can write for a long time, but I don’t want to.)
P.S There are no people living in Siberia. To see your mythical treasures you need to tour the capital to buy?
Source: http://bash.im
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