This was somewhere in the late 1990s. Kindergarten in the middle of October. We were taken out for a walk, all as usual, who tries to forge the sand, who takes away the toys from others. Why did I not sit there. And such a small gap between the building and the fence led me to leave this institution! I have broken! I will never forget that feeling! The first swing of freedom. Where to go? Go home of course! ) Arriving at my house, I remembered that my mom and dad were at work, so it was decided to get to my dad’s job (he was interested, he worked on a local TV channel. ) is Going to him in such a turn and at that time it was quite dangerous (it had to be crossed several times), but I managed to cope with all the difficulties of the way and presented myself to Dad in all his glory! I couldn't describe my daddy's face then, and I don't remember it now, but it was probably horror! Then he decided to call the garden and there was this dialogue:

Good day! You are worried about my dad. Tell me, where is my child?

Hi to you! He is with us, all well!

Are you sure? ! to

Absolutely of course!

well well! All the good!

We immediately headed to the place of my escape. It was scary and shameful. And it wasn’t just me.) By the time we arrived, the whole kindergarten was already on our ears! The teacher was fired. This is the story :)