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 29.10.2016
Friday...I wanted to invite the girl to sit in a decent institution.
She decided to invite "I will think..."
I swallowed, went to the supermarket, bought myself a huge mountain of delicacies, for less than I would have left in the restaurant, I went with a girl.
I sit at home, I drink wine, I watch Formula One, I enjoy being alone.
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