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 30.10.2016
My cat saved my life. Taking a bath, he was lying in a drawer and sleeping. When she realized that the water was cooling, she stood up and opened the tap with hot water. She slipped and fell. I woke up to someone beating me in the face. It turns out, I lost consciousness and almost drowned, and the kitten was sitting on the board, mouthwashing and desperately beating me with my foreheads to wake up.
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