A long time ago, on the dawn of my work, I arranged for one company as an electric welder. One day the boss asked me if I could cook a gas boiler. I had no experience, all the experience in the gas welding was - it was independently welded 10 cm seams, but I did not want to hit the dirt in the face and so I replied affirmatively. He asked me why. He bought a used car "Moskvich-2140". The cars were tight at the time. Moskovich had a run through the sands of Kazakhstan, and was all rotten - wings, thresholds, etc. and. I had to cook this metal. Yes, and the greedy was the boss to drive the car to the service, and so I was free of charge and during working hours. My grandfather helped me. Which of the gesture cut and bended thresholds and wings. As I said, I had no experience, and especially about body works I had no idea, how and what and what nuances. So I cut off those thresholds with a whole seam! (For non-specialists I will explain - the body of the car is boiled with small gripes to avoid deformation.) Naturally, Moskovich led very strongly, the front doors went up by 2 - 3 centimeters, the rear by as much down. They were not closed at all. The master of the site came - a healthy grandfather, a former frontman and a former athlete - saw such a case, squeezed a little, and then said, "Yes, shit, now I'll fix it," and began to push somewhere with my hands, somewhere to drag, somewhere to scratch with scratches, as a result of the traces of my sting did not remain, the door fit the sting in the sting. And in the evening some friends came to the boss, began to inspect how the work progressed. And one of them cried out, addressing the chief, "Not a hero to yourself, Seroga, what special you cooked - the thresholds are completely welded and have not led anywhere?“To which the boss, with such a look of a man who has crushed the jackpot, answers, “Yes, I recently took a speck!”