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 03.11.2016
I correctly kept silent for the first two weeks, then told her to look into her plate, and not into mine, and finally dropped away from me! She’s offended and now tells the whole office that I’m a terrible bullshit and hamlo, and that’s because I’m a meat-eater, but they’re all, vegetarians and vegans are the best people.

Generally speaking, people tend to think of everyone around them as hamas except themselves. Aunt calling on the phone calls Hamam those who ask them to speak quietly. People cutting in the subway are very upset that some hames did not let them in front of them on the escalator.
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