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 04.11.2016
Because the new MacBook does not have USB:

XXX: I am, of course, a man not young, everybody has seen. This is what I will tell you, guys. When the mobile phones just appeared, one man was selling them. He had all four of them in use and he was constantly talking to someone at the clients. For a demonstration, so to speak. And then he got a brain tumor and tried with the manufacturer company. And now the question: is it so good that the world is increasingly saturated with high-frequency radiation and is it not better in most situations to use cables, connectors, etc.? Or let’s say that the cockroaches in our houses almost didn’t get somewhere right after 2000, why would that be?

ZZZ: I, as a person even older and sloppy, will say more – all the tight wires and electrification – passion as dangerous! In our 20s, GOELRO conducted electrification, so one man hit the wire and killed its current! There have also been no bugs in our houses since then. So it is better to write all the info on paper, and even better - on the barrel - it is without chemistry.

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