During my student years I had a friend. He lived next to the universe and all the time boasted that he was just a road to cross, rather than standing in traffic jams in public transport every morning for an hour and a half, and in general his parents would soon eat and leave him this house. At first it seemed funny, but over time it started to get bored.



And here one cold winter day my friend comes into the universe all so sad and sad. The next dialogue (I - I, a friend - D):

I: What happened, what is so sad?

D: Well, the hell, the parents came up to come and sell the house, and not to leave me, you see if they need money, and I need this house as a family, I don't want to move.

I was kidding, joking about what I was doing. I thought it would end here, but it wasn’t here. The apartment was sold to a student. I didn’t know about it yet, but my friend already had a plan to regain his fortress.



It’s been two years since my friend left his home. and autumn. 1 of September. Start of graduation course. I didn’t see him all summer, and the first thing I heard from him during the meeting were the words: “Hi Sanya, I’m getting married, I’m inviting a witness to the wedding.” To say that I am shaken is to say nothing. It turns out that this guy all these 2 years flogged for that student girl, and it came to the wedding, he married and moved to his old twin. Then I realized that he was either a complete idiot or an unrecognized genius. They still live together in the same duo.