I am not paranoid.

I am not going to eat cream.
Because there is a pill.
I will not drink from the bowl.
Because there is a pill.
I will not bite the headphone.
Because there is a pill.
I will not sleep on a chair.
Because there is a pill.
I will not beat the walls,
Because there is a pill.
I will not put the carpet.
Because there is a pill.
I will not smell the guest.
Because there is a pill!
I will not even wash.
A pill in the right leg?
You can think anything,
I am not a paranoid.
No one succeeded
Cheat the cat twice.
If you have trouble,
Take your own pills.
Cats are always treated.
From the power of thought.

Francesco Marquuliano, The Case of Wet Boots