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 06.11.2016
I went to the “Alcohol” department yesterday.

Immediately he was "attacked" by a man in a white shirt:

To help you with the choice?

I’ve been buying whiskey there for five years, I know everything about stocks, and about Kegel, and so on.

In order to respect a man, I ask:

What is the difference between this and that bottle of whisky? It seems that both brands are single-sold, and the duration is the same, and the price is twice different.

I get an answer.

An employee of an alcoholic shop.

A serious office.

In Moscow.

In the 21st century.

His only task is to understand drinking.

In full seriousness.

With a high nose.

With knowledge of the matter.

Different types of grapes.



So how is it?
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