I walked in hoodies instead of ropes.

I bought shoes, sculpted, which because of the design features broke the ropes at once. Having changed their third pair in the season, I am confident in my stealth, came to work. When he was going to smoke, he decided to pull up his ropes. They crushed, and I had two cuts in my hands.
Loudly expressing indignation, he asked for advice from the team. Strangely enough, the department was very interested in the problem, and solutions were being put forward. Among other things, it was suggested to pull out the rope and place a number of hoodies instead.
Said is done. Sisadmin looked with suspicion, but handed out a package of hamsters. I put them in the corresponding holes, it went well: strong, and even in places stylish. So, until the end of the working day, I walked like a tough aitishnik, sometimes even forgetting that the shoes were wrapped with hoodies, not ropes.

What is it all? Thank you to my colleagues, who offered the fastest option of fixing, spending the least amount of resources and time.