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 11.11.2016
One day my wife asked me to play Stalker. It should be noted that the wife is not a gambler.
On the mission lies a wounded man and dying voice "Help me". By the thought, you give him a medicine box, and in response he gives you all snoop. Well, the wife runs to him from the columns I hear this complaint "Help me" and right away the line from the shell.
I was long over her then that I would not ask her for help.

I remembered the song from the Diamond Hand: Help me! Help me!

It is a pity that Nicolai had no calash.
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