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 13.11.2016
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EEE: Girls, need advice))) gave a girlfriend on a corporate dress and coat to wear, she brought it to me and says:"I don't know what you will do about him, my husband and I learned yesterday, that we are expecting a second baby" and here I was persecuted....it's not possible pregnant things to wear, drink, and not the opposite!?)) I think I’m scratching.) mother of two children)

GGG: Well I don’t know I don’t know... sex helped me get pregnant, not drinks and dresses. Instead, I took off the dress to get pregnant.
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