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 14.11.2016
He was in Theodosius in a camp from the university. The housing conditions there were not ahti, but at night to sleep on a table in the form of a parable was quite possible. As you can understand, the toilets also did not shine in terms of convenience and were just a hole in the floor (in the people, a point). It would be fine, but there was one nuance. When there were gaps between the holes, there were no doors that closed you. That is, you go in, for example, to brush your teeth, and you willingly have to contemplate three bodies in the position of a goat a little busy. It was the morning of a new beautiful day, I, like an early bird, went to make my needs into one of the holes. During the process in the door separating the toilet from the corridor knocks a cleaner and asks if there is anyone, what I answer her, what is, say, wait a whisper, I almost everything. What this creature answers: “Yes, I’m fast,” goes to the toilet and starts, looking at me in not my best posture, wiping the floor. I would not say that I had a childhood injury (I was 17 years old), but this grandmother left her footprint.
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