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 25.11.2016
I decided to take a ride to play in a Euro Truck like. I think it's new, I'm looking for an airplane cheaper, I find, I agree. The case was in St. Petersburg.

I come, a very ordinary house, which must have seen the king. Apartment three.

Oh yes, this is me, come in.

I go to the entrance, that is, to the parade. I look at the door open on the first floor, I think they meet, just don’t know which side is the third.

I crash into the apartment, I hear someone roar, I walk further into the rooms - a company is sitting, a person 5. They smoke, they drink beer. Everyone looks at me with a question.

Hi, I am driving.

and pause.

Come and park, Hole.

And the roast is such, clearly smoked.

It turns out that it happens in Peter, apartments from above start by accounting.
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